why does sex feel so great why

sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind
Bae: Come over.
Me: I can't; I'm playing Skyrim.
Bae: My parents aren't home.
Me: I literally just started playing.
katmac3307:

What man? Haven’t you ever seen a lizard just chillin?
Found on theChive.com
me: I'm so cute
me 15 mins later: I hate myself

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via gnarly)