Bae: Come over.
Me: I can't; I'm playing Skyrim.
Bae: My parents aren't home.
Me: I literally just started playing.
katmac3307:

What man? Haven’t you ever seen a lizard just chillin?
Found on theChive.com
me: I'm so cute
me 15 mins later: I hate myself

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via gnarly)

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

:D
I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:

zimriya:

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(via patheticpussy)

I never posted this from prom on here… Hi guys
fz9:

Urban/Dope blog!